Mikey: I had to force my hand up past it, up to her neck, and then.....NOTHING!! There was only a bloody stump where her head was supposed to be!!!!
Ray: Hahahaha Frank screams like a girl!
Mikey: *looks around* Hey, where's Gee?
Gerard: *jumps out from behind the bushes* I vant to suck your blood!
Gerard: I'm a Vampire see? *opens mouth to reveal "vampire teeth"*
Mikey: Yeah okay, you're a *air quote* vampire *end air quote*
Ray: *nods* You're a great "vampire".
Gerard: Why do you guys keep quoting when you say vampire?
Mikey: Uh ....
Ray: Er ....
Frank: Um ....
Gerard: You don't believe I'm a vampire do you?!! I'll show you ... I can turn into.. a bat!... *starts contorting and making an effort but nothing happens.*
Mikey: *tries to hold in the laughter*
Ray: Dude, Frank, stop screaming like a girl.
Gerard: I ... I did it before, I really did. *starts to cry*
Ray: *pats Gee on the back* There, there, it's okay.
Gerard: I am a vampire ... I am! *Gets ready to bite Ray and his fake teeth fall out*
Ray: Lame! HAHAHAHA
Gerard: *Runs aiero*
Ray: o.O Gerard runs like a girl.
Frank: AAAAHHHHH!--runs like a girl?.... What does that mean, anyiero?
Bob: .....*points at Gee running off in the distance* .....
Frank: Oh. ......*yells after gee* RUN GEE! RUUUN!!!
Somewhere in the middle of the forest...
Gerard: *on his knees praying* Dear god make me a bat...so I can fly to Transelvania..far far away from here....Dear God make me a bat....so i can fly to Transelvania....far far away from here....
God: o.O you said way!